Are We There Yet?
The Mr. Almost Episode
A college friend convinces nick to have deion sanders promote his new energy drink.
Chicago White Sox Baseball
Chicago White Sox @ Detroit Tigers
Meg attempts to interview town mayor Adam West, but thanks to Peter’s meddling, ends up “outing” actor Luke Perry instead.
Jerry ponders a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend. George has trouble with his latest relationship. Kramer has the idea to open a chain of make-your-own-pizza parlors where you do all of the pizza toppings and everything else on your own.
Jerry hires a maid for his apartment, but ends up paying her for more than just cleaning. George, desperate for attention at work, tries to think up a catchy nickname for himself. Meanwhile, Kramer tries to manage a suddenly long-distance relationship, while Elaine gets a new phone number that formerly belonged to a recently deceased grandmom.
Doug and Carrie get free tickets to her firm's annual golf outing at a private club. They have four tickets and usually bring Deacon and Kelly, but with their recent separation, things have changed. Not wanting to lose out on the opportunity, Deacon meets an available gal, Leslie, who he brings along to complete the foursome. Doug and Deacon are having a great time, but unfortunately, Carrie is not feeling the connection with Leslie and makes an attempt to set Deacon up with another co-worker wh
Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.
Rules Of Engagement
Audrey discovers that Russell is a closeted fan of Broadway musicals, a fact she promises to keep secret in exchange for free theater tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer take dancing lessons in preparation for their wedding.
When Eric finds out that Casey is taking Donna to a motel, he decides to show up to make sure she doesn't do anything she'll regret. Bob's divorce from Midge comes through, he mentions marriage to Joanne, who totally freaks out. Naturally, Red and Kitty are called upon to advise their neighbors, but unfortunately they aren't offering the same advice.
As Jeff (Joel McHale) tries to keep Pierce (Chevy Chase) from rejoining the study group, Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) faces off with Vice Dean Laybourne (guest start John Goodman) for control of Greendale. Meanwhile, Britta (Gillian Jacobs) helps Abed (Danny Pudi) find a new favorite TV show.