"Steve pretends to be blind to impress a woman, and Bullethead enters the Miss Booker T. beauty pageant in the hopes of winning a new computer. Meanwhile, Lovita wants to know what's in a locked metal box she found in Cedric's closet. - - - Following a visit to the optometrist, Steve must wear dark glasses to protect his sensitive eyes. As a result, a lovely realtor, Ava, who's showing the apartment across the hall, mistakes him for being blind. And when she is enamored with his courage in the face of his disability, Steve doesn't do anything to dissuade her."
"A Memphis, TN man comes to court to prove to the woman that set his clothes on fire out of rage that he is the father of her child."
"A woman from Philadelphia, PA comes to court to prove to a late man's family that, despite their doubts, he was the father of her child."
"A driver claims that her passenger opened the car door into another car and never paid for the damages; A woman claims her ex son-in-law hired her to work, but she hasn't been paid."
"A Tigerton, WI woman is in court to prove that her ex-fiance, the man who drives over 100 miles per week to see his daughter, is not in fact the biological father."
"Former friends disagree over the terms of a verbal lease agreement - one friend claims the rent was never paid, and the other says she paid the entirety of the utility bills."
"When another woman flirts with Mike, Molly finds herself getting extremely jealous, especially after Mike presents Molly as his friend."
"In the Season 4 finale, Molly is ecstatic to be accepted into a prestigious eight-week writer's workshop, but Mike isn't thrilled about having his wife gone for the entire summer."
Much to Audrey's dismay, Jeff's chauvinist father, who expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot, extends his visit after spraining his ankle. Meanwhile, Russell has a one-night stand with a woman who won't leave his apartment.
"When Brian uses Stewie's time machine to impress women whom he meets at bars, he accidentally causes time to run in reverse. So he and Stewie must figure out how to restore the forward progress of time before Stewie is unborn."
"Caroline splurges on hair extensions and buys Max some new sheets. But Caroline doesn't realize when she throws away the old set that Max's old pillowcase has sentimental value."
"Caroline is disappointed when Max takes her clothes shopping at Goodwill, especially when an argument breaks out over a Strokes t-shirt. Meanwhile, Caroline tries to get Max to do best friend things with her."
Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent. Kramer still doesn't know he's wanted. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and en route the officers pick up a possible 519. While the suspect is in the back of the car wi
Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."
After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad behaviors of her own. Meanwhile, Arthur attempts to show Spence and Holly the finer point
Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so he can play mud football and get out of going to her seminar. Now sick from his night of football in the rain, Doug starts watching TV and begins to drift off to sleep, dreaming of himself, Carrie and Arthu
"After Peter is arrested for a public intoxication, a judge sentences him to attend AA meetings–where Peter and Brian convince their AA brethren that the best place to get drunk is at the meeting."
Audrey (Megyn Price) drags Jen (Bianca Kajlich) to a Bon Jovi concert to prove that she’s still young and fun, leaving Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) at home. Russell (David Spade) finds a phone number in his pocket and asks Timmy (Adhi
"After finding a picture of himself with strange people, Jimmy finds out that his parents gave him up for adoption briefly, and is keen on reconnecting with his would-be bigger brother Brad. Meanwhile, Burt and Virginia contemplate if taking Jimmy back was a good decision seeing as how his temporary family was taking better care of him."
"When Travis suffers his first truly broken heart, Jules and Bobby are at a loss as to how to help him. Meanwhile, Grayson stands up to Jules when she tries to tell him what to do, and Ellie turns to Laurie for support when Andy's overly flirty sister-in-law comes to visit."