"Melanie goes out on a date and finds out that she is a dead-ringer for his former love. Meanwhile, Elka finds love at first sight and Victoria sets up Joy on a blind date."
A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he thinks he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn’s mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.
Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from fi
"After learning that Joyce gave up her artistic talents when she became a mother, Molly decides that she and Mike need to pursue new hobbies before becoming parents, so they take up roller skating."
"An exhausted Molly wants Mike to help her out with Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning."
Brian and Quagmire become finalists on the reality show The Bachelorette; Chris befriends his talking zit.
When Audrey's weekly girls' night out is cancelled, Jeff seeks out time alone; however, his plans are foiled every step of the way. Meanwhile, Russell discovers that Timmy has a lot of pent up aggression toward him.
Jerry's parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about "Crazy" Joe not liking Jerry and ask about the watch they gave him. George "negotiates" the deal with NBC and gets a box of cigars from Susan's father. While at the doctor's office Mor
Jerry is watching an unruly dog, for a fellow airline passenger who's sick in a hospital somewhere in Chicago. Jerry, can't leave his apartment, that leaves George and Elaine alone together. They find they have little to say to each other without their co
A surprisingly jealous Carrie just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment a newly svelte Doug on his weight loss. Doug decides to suprise her by taking her to an old holiday spot of theirs.
Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.
"Johnny Revere, Victoria's old flame, is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Meanwhile, Melanie keeps accidentally offending a woman."
"Sabrina wants to officially adopt Hope as her own, but the official adoption process doesn't give her the "Motherhood Moment" for which she was hoping."
When his friends ask him to do something about their unreasonable amount of Spanish homework, Jeff’s efforts to handle Señor Chang manage to help him, but not the rest of the class.
"Jules family and friends crash the 10th date with her new boyfriend, Josh. Ellie and Laurie help Jules realize that it's ok to be selfish once in a while, when Jules has a disastrous experience in bed with Josh. Meanwhile, Jules left Travis with his dad Bobby, who has to be responsible and deal with his son."