"A Wichita Falls, TX man had an affair with a co-worker who then conceived a child. Now he comes to court with his wife hoping to prove, despite his admitted infidelity, that he is not the father."
"A letter from his financially strapped parents in Africa leaves Samuel contemplating a return to his homeland."
"Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize a fellow teacher is hitting on her. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Mike to join him in an unusual money-making scheme."
Audrey considers quitting her job when she realizes it's making her life miserable. Although things are heated between Allison and Timmy, she wants to put their sex life aside so they can spend time getting to know each other.
After Peter accidentally kills his father, he learns that his real father lives in Ireland; Peter and Brian fly to the Emerald Isle to discover that his dad is the town drunk; Stewie will do anything to get spanked after discovering it’s the most exciting
"Max and Caroline have to pretend that their cupcakes are kosher, when they get a gig at a bar mitzvah."
"Max is surprised when she finds out where Deke lives after their first date. Meanwhile, Caroline is concerned about a shady car in front of their apartment building."
Jerry's car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other; this turns into a disaster for local traffic flow. Kramer gets a chance to do a line in a Woody Allen
Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who's recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. George thinks the cashier short-change
When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win him back. Meanwhile, Carrie runs her cuticles ragged to find out why her manicurist will no longer schedule her appoin
Carrie fixes Spence up on a blind date with one of her co-workers.
Chris teaches Peter the true meaning of penis envy; after suffering outrageous humiliations, Meg gets revenge on the popular crowd.
In an effort to capitalize on his commitment to Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), Adam (Oliver Hudson) convinces Jeff (Patrick Warburton) to host an engagement party, which ultimately provides a lesson in "giving" and "receiving." Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price)
"Mike returns after going through a spiritual quest with a wife and her other three husbands in tow. Burt attempts to fix the relationship between his brother and Mike."
"Jules feels she has missed out on a vital part of her youth because she has never stolen something, so Laurie takes her in hand. Andy tries to help Travis solve his problems in the bedroom. Grayson is upset when he finds a bad online review of his pub."