"Victoria disguises herself in a fatsuit and attends a seminar for an exposé on how certain people treat the overweight. Meanwhile, Joy and Melanie tag along to the seminar and, while there, they both fall for guys who may not be all that they seem."
"A woman from Covington, KY wants to prove that her 9-month-old son is not the product of cheating."
"An Atlanta woman hopes her ex is the biological father of her daughter, but if he is, he wants full custody."
"A Tumwater, WA man, who had an affair with a married woman, is surprised when she tells him he is the father of her 11-month-old son."
"Molly looks to win some extra cash when she and the girls head to a riverboat casino in Indiana for the weekend. Meanwhile, Mike and Vince try to enjoy some college basketball when the guys come over to watch TV."
"When she realizes that her house is becoming too crowded, Molly decides to have a yard sale. Meanwhile, Mike and his friends take Carl for a fishing trip to help him get over his recent breakup."
"The family oversleeps on the day Lindsey is to sing the national anthem at a baseball game. Meanwhile, Kevin gets sick."
"Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is "easy" and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition."
"Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam."
When Timmy grows tired of dealing with Russell's demeaning demands and Audrey has had it with her terrible assistant, the two find a possible solution in working together. Meanwhile, Jeff tries to recreate the conditions that led to a Giants win.
Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who's paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as "her boyfriend" in trying to fool her shrink. George gets Russell's address and tries to get the pilot reinstated. Jerry tries to b
George is obsessed with getting an apology from an acquaintance now working on step nine of Alcoholics Anonymous. Jerry is surprised when his girlfriend spends all her time naked. Elaine is annoyed when a female coworker is turned off by her germs. Kramer
In flashbacks, Doug and Carrie recall buying their house almost 10 years earlier and how it was mainly Carrie's decision because Doug preferred a different place.
Doug and Carrie get free tickets to her firm's annual golf outing at a private club. They have four tickets and usually bring Deacon and Kelly, but with their recent separation, things have changed. Not wanting to lose out on the opportunity, Deacon meets
Peter ruins his kidneys after concocting his own energy drink, prompting Brian to volunteer donating his organs; as President Obama plans on visiting the high school, Chris plagiarizes Meg’s thoughts for an essay on hope.
"Virginia thinks that Burt is getting her an expensive gift for their 25th anniversary. So she decides to take him to a dude ranch that is run by a crazy cowboy. But Burt isn't able to enjoy himself, because of a secret he is keeping from Virginia."
When an old friend from Jeff's past appears unexpectedly, his friends discover that he was the one responsible for Jeff's disbarment.
"It's Jules' 42nd birthday and that can only mean one thing: gift contest! Each year, Jules holds a contest to determine who gives her the best gifts, which Ellie always wins. This year, Laurie teams up with Grayson in an attempt to overthrow her. As Jules contemplates what to do for her birthday, Andy suggests a night of dancing. Meanwhile, Travis introduces Bobby to a Netti Pot, but not without its consequences."