"To celebrate Elka's 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to a football game, but falls for the kicker. Meanwhile, after having a distorted dream during a blood removal, a woozy Victoria is convinced Elka is God."
"A 20-year-old from Buffalo, NY seeks to prove a 48-year-old traveling pastor is the father of her 3-month-old daughter."
"A Hollow Rock, TN man in a poly-amorous relationship questions the paternity of both of his "wives" children – a newborn and a teenager."
"A man from Chicago, IL is at the center of paternity disputes between his wife, girlfriend AND mistress."
"At Mike's urging, Molly grudgingly goes to a therapist."
"Molly is frustrated when she realizes Mike has a weird face on each of their wedding photos. Carl is worried when Christina's ex-husband shows up."
Nick tricks suzanne and marilyn into spending the weekend together.
"Peter and his pals undertake a global search for God and ask that He stop influencing the outcome of pro-football games."
When Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Audrey (Megyn Price) throw a "girls only" sex party, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) quickly gets insecure when he finds a "product" Audrey may have purchased. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade) decides to ditch the single life f
NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, later Newman gets a speeding ticket. While waiting to meet the NBC executi
After Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he begins to treat his entire life like a talk show. Jerry's new girlfriend has a priceless toy collection that she won't let him play with, with leads him to some questionable behavio
A surprisingly jealous Carrie just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment a newly svelte Doug on his weight loss. Doug decides to suprise her by taking her to an old holiday spot of theirs.
Carrie gets jealous when Doug's attention is focused on Spence's new girlfriend, Becky, a professional chef. It's not her looks. It's not her personality, it's her food! Doug can't get enough and Becky comes to rely on Doug to sample all of her new recipe
After Brian writes a bestselling self-help book, he hires Stewie to be his publicist—and begins treating him poorly during a book promotion.
"Virginia offers to give Sabrina some much-needed cooking lessons. But when Jimmy proclaims that his wife's casserole is better than his mom's, it brings out Virginia's competitive side and she enters herself and her daughter-in-law in the Hot Dish competition. To ease the tension, Burt also invites his mother to enter the contest."
The study group stages an elaborate heist to break in to Greendale and free Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) from the clutches of Chang (Ken Jeong).
"Grayson decides that it's the right time to tell Jules about what had happened between Laurie and himself. After Jules knows the truth she tries to project her anger at someone, but cannot decide at who. While Laurie professes her love for Smith, and Bobby gets obsessed with watching a street performer swallow a sword, Andy gets Travis to doubt Kylie."