Are We There Yet?
The Despicable E Episode
Nick tries to spend time with lindsey.
Are We There Yet?
The Man and the Bragging Snafu Episode
Nick's co-workers think kevin and lindsey should go to private school.
Tyler Perry's House of Payne
Seal of Approval
The family is shocked to learn Malik has joined ROTC. Meanwhile Curtis is hired for a job at the fire station.
Chicago White Sox Baseball
Chicago White Sox vs. Boston Red Sox
When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does Maryedith's son Matthew, a lot. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. Elaine begins dating this friend and gives him an idea for his mayoral candidate's campaign. Kramer's date with a lab technician results in strange test results for the future mayor of New York City.
Because of the presets she discovers on his car radio, Elaine thinks that David is religious. George tries to skip office meetings so the staff thinks he's funny. Kramer and Mickey take up acting gigs in a local hospital, performing people with serious diseases. After pretending to be one of her friends over the phone, Jerry discovers that her girlfriend has a secret "Tractor Story" which she has not told him yet.
Carrie has decided that she and Doug don't spend enough time celebrating the good things in their relationship, and plans a night of romance in honor of the anniversary of their first date. It happens to be on the same weekend that Deacon has planned a group trip to Atlantic City, and he wants Doug and Carrie to join he and Kelly and some buddies from work. But while checking in to the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that everyone in the group has cancelled and the only person joining them is Do
Carrie forbids Doug to eat at his favorite Italian restaurant.
Rules Of Engagement
Audrey (Megyn Price) drags Jen (Bianca Kajlich) to a Bon Jovi concert to prove that she’s still young and fun, leaving Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) at home. Russell (David Spade) finds a phone number in his pocket and asks Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to investigate.
Eric doesn't know what to do when Red says 'I love you', so he decides to say it back, but learns that Red was drugged when he said it. Fez buys Rhonda a box of candies for Valentine's day, then can't help but eat them all. Jackie tells Kelso to get a job so he can buy her something nice for Valentine's day, and he finds a career that suits his interests and hobbies at the same time.
Competitive Wine Tasting
Taking advantage of the choices being offered for the spring semester elective, Jeff and Pierce enroll in Italian Wine Tasting. On the first day of class, they both notice a lovely student named Wu Mei. Although Jeff is surprised when she rebuffs his advances, he's shocked when Pierce announces that he and Wu Mei are engaged to be married. Meanwhile, after joining Britta in Professor Garrity's acting class, Troy claims his uncle molested him when he is called upon to dredge up a painful childhoo