"The ladies all play matchmaker for one another and set each other up on dates, while Elka attempts to attract a rich bachelor."
Curtis gets sucked in when Floyd hosts a casino night at the Help Center. Jazmine gets in trouble for talking in class.
Calvin and Miranda may be able to move out. Jazmine goes to work with C.J. and Janine.
"Molly hates her draft of the novel she's working on and decides to take a break, but now she needs to decide on something else to occupy her time."
"Mike's dad comes to town early to attend Mike's bachelor party, which prompts Peggy to attend Molly's bachelorette event."
"Suzanne gets upset with Nick for not listening to her, and the two stop talking to each other."
"Nick's boss forces him to hire an assistant, who gets to close to Nick's family."
Peter creates an organization for overweight people; Lois discovers she has a homicidal brother who preys on the obese.
When his mother cuts off Russell’s trust fund, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.
Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes with a female body part." Could it be "Mulva"? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who's in the hospital for an operation; he was once fat, thin she's interested again. Kramer gets an op
Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry falls asleep and then wakes up across from a fat naked man and winds
Doug and Deacon's relationship hits a speed bump when Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug's grade school archenemy.
After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends, Doug starts taking Arthur everywhere with him.
"Melanie decides to try and form a band to compete in a local music competition."
"Virginia thinks that Burt is getting her an expensive gift for their 25th anniversary. So she decides to take him to a dude ranch that is run by a crazy cowboy. But Burt isn't able to enjoy himself, because of a secret he is keeping from Virginia."
On the eve of an important final exam in Spanish, everyone's grades are jeopardized when it is discovered that, like Jeff, Señor Chang doesn't have a college degree.
"Everyone makes plans for Valentine's Day, except Jules and Grayson who debate the merits of this holiday. Meanwhile, Bobby and Jules are not so sure to let Travis go to a party where he will undoubtedly be drinking, Ellie tries to triumph as alpha dog over Grayson, and Laurie meets Smith's dad."